Podcast Episodes

Episode 2.10 - A Bagel Bites Marriage

We’ve missed a couple of episodes due to the dumb idea of moving to new places to live, but we’re making it up to you by talking to certified TV commercials expert Erik Malinowski, author of this fantastic piece on Tom Emanski’s timeless entry in the genre.

Commercials we discuss include:
- Crossfire and Lite Brite
- Muzzy
- Action Park

And this horrorscape.

Advertising is so weird.

Episode 2.10 - A Bagel Bites Marriage

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Podcast Episodes

Episode 2.6 - Giant Puppets Riding Foxes Into Battle

Ryan and Martin talk to Lana Berry, who ruins basically every TV show Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel put out in the 90s. She also thinks foxes are much, much larger than they are, and now Martin’s not going to sleep well for months. Thanks a LOT, Lana.

Episode 2.6 - Giant Puppets Riding Foxes Into Battle

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Episode 2.1 - The Mystery Box Sends Martin To The ER

It’s the beginning of a whole new season of Chasing Mimi, which is going to be just like last season, except in all the ways it’s not! Martin and I sat down in person to talk about two very important social topics: Vortex footballs and fighting with cardboard wrapping paper tubes. We also cover Martin’s brutal childhood playing 500 and how gift bags are making you pay for being bad at things.

Episode 2.1 - The Mystery Box Sends Martin To The ER

(If you’re expecting a link to a Voyage of the Mimi video here, please try to work on your reading comprehension. For your own sake. We just want you to get into the college of your choice.)

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Announcements (Assorted)

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Martin and I decided to have a discussion about our plans for Season 2 of Chasing Mimi - what we wanted to do differently, what we wanted to keep, and so on. This is that conversation.

me:  So when I asked you if you wanted to do a Voyage of the Mimi podcast last year, I think we both understood this was not a subject we were picking because it was incredibly popular.
martin:  Well at least we hoped secretly it was more popular than it was.
me:  True, but I think we learned how empty that hope was once we started inviting guests who’d never heard of the damn show. And after Affleck big-timed us.
martin:  That was the real tragedy. But a lot’s changed for sure in the almost-year since we started Mimi. It’s only fair we have a little more change.
me:  True! And I think the main idea behind doing this was simple: this was something we both really loved from our childhoods and wanted to revisit.
martin:  Each week it was exciting to go back and get into that mindset. Let’s face it: my memory is shoddy. But talking made me remember anecdotes and stories I had tucked away and hadn’t thought about in years. It was cathartic and magical. There’s something to those things we remember fondly that opens up a box in our brain, right?
me:  I think so. There’s a flip side to that, too - sometimes you go digging through the older crates and find out some of the records you thought you loved actually stiiiink.
martin:  Hey now, Pocket Full of Kryptonite is timeless.
me:  Sure it is, Martin. Sure it is. The point is this: continuing the podcast in its current format has become unsustainable, mostly because there’s only one more season of Voyage of the Mimi and I’m pretty sure it’s a steep dropoff.
martin:  They’re not even looking for whales anymore. The whales are what made Mimi so special and they went away from it in favor of splash and panache. The spirit of Mimi is still here, and we wanted to keep a podcast going, so it was time for a slight alteration.
me:  So: assuming you’re cool with it, let’s open this up. The name stays, the logo stays (because we’re lazy), but from now on, let’s just bring on guests to talk about whatever childhood nonsense they wanna discuss. Boxcar Children? Great. NBA Pencils? Awesome.
martin:  Ghostbusters action figures, Trapper Keepers, Nickelodeon game shows. Yeah I’m fine with this for sure. It’s not like I’m qualified to talk about anything else for an hour-ish a week. What about the song? That was my jam.
me:  Fine, but then I get to talk about Collective Soul. You are going to regret this.
martin:  AND ALL MIMMIIIIII / IT FALLS ON ME / IT BRINGS ME DOWNNNNNNN
me:  Good lord.
If you’ve got a weird childhood toy/game/piece of media/whatever you’d like us to discuss, or if you’ve got a guest you’d like us to invite on to the show, email Martin and me at [email protected]. We’ll have our first show of Season 2 up before you know it.
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Episode Two - MORMON NARWHALS AND HOW TO MURDER YOUR BROTHER

Episode two features Martin and Celebrity Hot Tub chatting with Holly Anderson, who shares her thoughts on emotionally abusive science teachers, peanut butter hygiene, and her plans for a militant Voyage of the Mimi wing. It’s extremely focused and on-topic.

Episode 2 - Mormon Narwhals And How To Murder Your Brother

See exactly what we’re talking about (and largely not talking about) by watching Voyage of the Mimi Episode 2 for yourself! And don’t forget to email us at [email protected].

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Episode One - TAKE THE BUS TO THE EMOTIONLESS DOCKS OF YOUR SOUL

In the first episode of the Internet’s Greatest Voyage of the Mimi Podcast, your hosts Martin Rickman and Celebrity Hot Tub discuss “All Aboard,” which features a young Ben Affleck abandoned at the docks, insensitive treatment of the deaf, and Santa Nick Nolte. We also talk about children buying baseball tickets from scalpers, dolphin ears (DOLPHINS HAVE EARS), and why lady scientists are awesome.

Episode 1 - Take The Bus To The Emotionless Docks Of Your Soul

If you’re new to Voyage of the Mimi or just want to refresh your memory (though why would you need to), here’s Episode 1:

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